If you’re struggling to get pasta because of the coronavirus panic buying, apparently Ann Summers has some. The only catch is that it is penis shaped.
The good news is that it is part of a three for the price of two offer though, so if you buy two other things, you get the pasta free.
The phallic shaped pasta even increases in size when cooked so you won’t go hungry.
Let’s be honest, it might be the only penis some of us will be getting during these self-isolation days.
A bag costs £5 for 200g so it’s not the cheapest (a small bag of pasta is usually 500g) but you can get it in the offer if you are buying other things on the site. People are panic buying sex toys, after all.
On their website, the brand said: ‘Our famous Penis Penis – it’s hysterical and completely delicious!
‘Perfect for dinner parties, girls’ nights in or any occasion – whip up your favourite pasta dish and see if your guests notice…’
Best avoid the dinner parties and girls’ nights in at the moment of course.
And it does have good reviews, with an average of 4.8 out of five stars.
Lois C said: ‘Great fun. Used a whole box to make pasta and cheese bake for 4. Tasty.’
Another customer said: ‘I bought this for a few girls night in meals. Well, it’s went down a treat every time, the girls and the person who did the party had a blast.’
It was shared on the Extreme Couponing and Bargains UK Facebook group and people were quick to joke, as most pasta aisles in the supermarket are bare.
One person said: ‘Must be the only pasta in stock at the moment!’
Penis pesto pasta anyone?
Source: Thanks https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/16/ann-summers-offer-penis-shaped-pasta-midst-coronavirus-shortages-12406244/